Today is the hottest day ive ever experienced.

I blame climate change. And cows that pass too much wind.

I mean, the humidity here is so bad, it feels like im constantly F$#^% walking into farts. It’s just as bad when i went to high school and i was constantly walking into farts.

It’s so hot, that my pants have started to sweat. People on the street are walking shirtless, and babies would die faster if they were left outside than in a car.

Hot shirtless chicks: BONUS
FAT overweight men: GTFO

I think i’ve sweated so much, i’ve lost 3 kilograms. Too bad i still got some bread rolls left over from our last winter, and they’re still attached to my belly.

Now everytime i think i want to go to the beach, i realise that would have been a dangerous thing to do. In a climate like this, flies run amok, fat men think its cool to walk around in a seethrough singlet, Emo’s will continues to wear skinny jeans [Hiking an increase in circulation related deaths] and asains like me would shrug and put another jumper- and i quote “Its not really that hot today,” -and walking around dropping like flies/

Fusch, its getting cold around here.

Yes! The intrepid curmudgeon has been spotted in disguise on the streets of New Orleans, busking away, trying to be cool. He’s doin’ it wrong.

Here is a tip, J.W, its “Jazz” music, not “Jewish music” that New Orleans is famous for.

Oh yeah, and don’t quit your day job.

And here’s a kitteh to show you how its done!

It’s Caturday and since this blogger is out of town, keep the party going.

Post some cats, people. The best will be highlighted upon my return.