The Greeks and the Trojans were having a big war and Paris was standing up on a wall shooting arrows at people. A Greek soldier saw Paris shooting people and hated him because Paris had killed Achilles. So, he fitted a poisoned arrow to his bow and shot Paris, it only grazed his hand but he still got poisoned.

Time to put moar of dees up on teh intarwebs. In dis 1, teh brave littel kitteh, he a bartenner. Himz works hard 4 teh monies. An U jus has to sits ther and gets drunkted. But not now, ‘cus iz last call!!

This iz my kitten/son, Harry Potter, and em sure we’re all awarez of the LOLcat fadzez. Enjoy and basque in his fluffy-butt gloriez!

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